A Cute Rock for People Who Love Collectibles

Looking for a retro-inspired, wallet-friendly gift that's quirky, fun, and totally unforgettable? Our Pet Rocks are from Cape Cod and designed to do more than just sit there—they're little buddies full of love!

Hand-selected and topped with googly eyes in just the right place, each rock is a nostalgic gem ready to skip into your life.

Give one a home—or grab a gift bundle complete with its very own adoption certificate—and turn heads wherever
you go.

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Why You'll Love ‘Em

Zero Maintenance, All Personality
No feeding, no grooming—just endless charm. Perfect for your desk, nightstand, or even that awkward Zoom background.

Instant Conversation Starter
Everyone needs a little quirky in their lives. These rocks spark smiles, curiosity, and let’s be honest, bragging rights.

Collectible Charm
Whether you go solo or grab a whole set, each one is a unique companion. Mix and match to build your own quirky squad.

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Adopt Your Own RetroFriend

Our rocks aren’t just shaped by time—they’re hand-picked, eye-embellished, and always ready to rock your world. Each one comes with a keepsake pouch, a perch with sand, and an adoption certificate. No care required—only good vibes and great times. They're the gift no one knew they needed, until now.

Ready to adopt? Hit the "Shop Now" button and bring home your new best friend.

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